Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.