Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.