Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!