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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!