Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!