Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.