Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.