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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.