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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.