Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.