Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.