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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Who loses?

America.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!