Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.