What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.