Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken