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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.