3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

School Teacher Jokes More School Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.