Round of 16
Steal a chicken
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Hispantry
You'll never be president, Jeb.
Pole Position
They have a sixth sense of humor
Gotta go fasting!
Most weddings happen in June.
June, July, and August.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Pop-cycle
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
