3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

June Jokes More June Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!