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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What did the metric alien say?

Take me to your litre!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.