What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.