What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What did the metric alien say?

Take me to your litre!