Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....