Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend