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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".