Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!