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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.