What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED