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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.