What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.