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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.