What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?