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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Symphony Jokes More Symphony Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.