What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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They're huge metal fans.

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Neptunes!

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They can't-elope.

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Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.