What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Symphony Jokes More Symphony Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony