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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Symphony Jokes More Symphony Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!