Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.