Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Previous Random Joke Next
Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.