Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Chardon-neigh

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Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Neither one works.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper-tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft!