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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.