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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.