Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.