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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.