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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.