Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.