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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.