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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Who's there! Aida! Aida who?

Aida more than I drink!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!