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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Cuz he's jalapeno.business

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.