Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

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