Pillow fight!
He has two clean fingers.
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
I'm a little dino-sore.
It was taped.
With stick e-tape.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
He hibernated in the summer.
The beans are always under-ground.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A coconut!
Make it Tso's Number One.
Because no one wants them.
