Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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Because they cantaloupe...

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Just a couple of shots

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.