Pillow fight!
He has two clean fingers.
A cold.
He had no proper tea..
Go big or go home
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Hypothermia.
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Cause they can't stab them in the back
Malaryan Steel.
Out of the trash and into the garbage
One baby in ten trash cans.
None. They can't get up that high!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Flu-catcher bread
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Hold all and howdoor
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
They keep telling me to stop asking...