What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What did Piotr get for Christmas?

Your iPod!

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!