What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.