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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.