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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.