What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Time to get a new fence...

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Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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He was hammered.

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Nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.