How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."