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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..