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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.