How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!