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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."