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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"