What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning