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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.