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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy