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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause