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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.