What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Palm Jokes More Palm Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!