What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!