What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!