March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Palm Jokes More Palm Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.