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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.