How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!