How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!