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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!