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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.