Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!