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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.