How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.