How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.