What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife