What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.