March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Sharpen Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Birthday State of Mind
March Madness Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

You might also enjoy:

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

French Jokes More French Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...