Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

Blacksmith Jokes More Blacksmith Jokes

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.