Sharpen Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.