Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Irony.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!