Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Irony Jokes More Irony Jokes

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.