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Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

World Jokes More World Jokes

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!