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Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.