Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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A dillustrator.

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

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