Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.