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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.