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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.