Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.