Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.