He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
A skeleton key.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
You'll strain your eyes.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
