Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing