Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad