What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin