What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems