April Sale - 20% Off

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Previous Random Joke Next
Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems