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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.