What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again