What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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You Barium.

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Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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With a pair of Caesars...

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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I'll be Bach.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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They put two twins together to make a king.

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.