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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again