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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again