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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.