What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.: