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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts