What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip