What did the carrot say to the DJ?

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Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.