What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip