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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip