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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip