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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet