What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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They turnip the beets!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.