What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip