What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP