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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet