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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what