What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.