What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical