What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!