What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.