What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.