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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.