What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks