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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!