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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.