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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.