Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*