Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.