Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.