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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest