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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.