Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
They all lost their hearing
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Because he went crackers.
His boss always took him for granite.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
