Uppsala
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Allahu Mybad
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Britney Spears
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Xu wong
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
A dill d'oh
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Learning from your mistakes.
Pupil: I get up early!
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Dough!
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
A mistake
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Jared Fogle
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Trying to hold on to a thought.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
To Test a Mint
We throw away the rappers.
Because she stole his heart
After the ring, you wake up!
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
A Wookie mistake!
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
