Uppsala
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Allahu Mybad
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Britney Spears
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Xu wong
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
A dill d'oh
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Learning from your mistakes.
Pupil: I get up early!
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Dough!
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
A mistake
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
M'tropolis
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)
A Wookie mistake!
Imogen
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Because he was crossed.
The Illuminaughty
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
