Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What do older women wear?

Depends

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.