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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.