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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What is the clumsiest bee?

A bumbling bee.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.