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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.