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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.