How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."