How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."