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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.