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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!