How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

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What is Biz Markie's favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!