How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!