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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!