How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What is Biz Markie's favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.