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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!