How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference......between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!