How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.