What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!