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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable