What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!