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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!