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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears