What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case