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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"