What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.