What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER