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Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!