Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.