Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What country do I live?

Iran

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.