Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Feminem.

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Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Because she's a cover thief.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!