Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.