What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink