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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.