The Polish.
He only got nailed once
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
A Cadillac.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
All the horses drowned
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Copernicus.