How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull