How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink