How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.