How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname