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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."