Poland Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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March 14.

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He thought it had a lot of potential.

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In barkinglots.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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It was low hanging fruit.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.