Poland Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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She takes Sadderall.

White Jokes More White Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

North Jokes More North Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.