Snotzis.
Poland
A lot of countries have been inside her.
They were making the PC screens unusable.
The Polish.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Peter Panski
Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Ghetto Blaster
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
All the horses drowned
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
I've been framed.
Because they hang around in bunches.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
A horse
A Tank Top
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
He thought the bond was ironic.
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
They're both the master race!
Because he was Russian
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.