Poland Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.