Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

White Jokes More White Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.